UBER giddy, so giddy i could pee.

Check out the write up they gave me in Eye Weekly!! OMG!!! Top of the article too!!!!!

http://www.eyeweekly.com/blog/post/76638--this-week-in-sex-november-9-edition

ethan : mummy, can i have some candy?
me : no
ethan : please?
me : its 9 o'clock in the morning!
ethan : can i have chips?
me : no
ethan : please??
me : nope
ethan : if you let me have chips, you can have sushi
me : *laugh* oh?
ethan : yup!
me : where will you find sushi
ethan : i'll buy you sushi.
me : i see.
ethan : so, thats the deal. If you let me have chips, i'll get you sushi. thats the deal.

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ethan : mummy, is this Pickering?
me : no, we are in Scarborough
ethan : so, let me get this straight. Your dentist is in Scarborough, but we live in Pickering.
me : thats right, he's a special dentist, i needed to come to Scarborough.
ethan : So Pickering Mommies come to Scarborough? Thats crazy! Why don't Pickering Mommies go to a dentist in Pickering?

me : do you have any english breakfast tea?
waitress : um, i don't think so
me : what kind of tea do you have?
waitress : um, hot?
me : *blank stare*
waitress : or unsweetened, or sweetened.

there was no scarcasm in her voice. she did indeed say 'hot' as a kind of tea. sigh. My companion leaned in and told me with horror in his voice "And i bet the hot tea comes from a dusty old box of Lipton!"

ethan is playing star wars lego, in the middle of a Boss Fight

ethan : kiss my irish ass!
randy : !
ethan : daddy, what does irishass mean?
randy : it means a donkey
ethan : mummy says its my butt.

i think i need to start being more careful what music i play in the car.

Gala : Was awesome. A big disappointment that no businesses came out (i invited a lot). So, somewhere there was and Epic Fail on my part that i need to solve. But there was an awesome turn out of friends, and they seemed to have a good time!

Caregiver : we have a new one, starts tomorrow. Ethan told our old caregiver "This is my last day. I have a new daycare, and I'm so happy that i never have to come here again." She was really really unamused and said "Ethan was very hurtful". Hey, at least he was telling the truth!!!

need to hit the grind and start finding ways to get VM appointments!!!

ethan puts on one of my wedding shoes, and a green satin shoe on his other foot

ethan : oh, mummy, look at me! I'm so stylish!

One week and a day until my gala opening! be sure to rsvp!

http://www.velvetmae.com/gala_friends.html

I have a studio space now!!

My main style is Embracing the Human Landscape. Please check out my portfolio, and pass on my name to anyone you know who you think might be interested in the 'personal' photos!

Be warned, the are of an adult nature, but tasteful and sensual.

http://www.velvetmae.com/

As you become a voyeur, looking at my gallery, I want you to keep in mind that the photos are not for you alone. The photos are for the model. They are an insight to their beauty, to see themselves from angles and in colours that a mirror cannot offer them. Put your eyes in the mind of the model, and see how beautiful you are.

smiles
Me

michaela says : i'm still not keen on the menu. i'll leave it up to you, but you know how i feel about some of the things
Eirik/Kyle says : He thinks you'll like the oxtail soup, it's basicly a beef broth.
michaela says : its still disgusting.
Eirik/Kyle says : says the lady that eats seaweed and raw fish ;)
michaela says : but its not near a cow's ASS!
Eirik/Kyle says : Never had a rump roast?
michaela says : oh shut up
Eirik/Kyle says : lol I was going to bring up flank steaks next ;)

me (talking about my award at pikemans) : they made me honourable! hehehe
wat : it wasn't them that made you honourable.

I'm going to be a maid in a burlesque show this Friday night!!!!

It's weird, but am really excited at the idea of picking up discarded clothes of sasy women infront of people.

ethan, looking at the cover of his Star Wars Lego box, with princess leia in the gold bikini. in the game, she's in the white dress.

ethan : mummy, guess who you get to play today?
me : who?
ethan " *points to gold bikini leia*
me : princess leia?
ethan : thats not princess leia, she doesn't have boobies!

ethan : mummy, can i get down from the dinner table?
me : no, we are not done eating yet.
ethan : please??
me : no
ethan : i'm very fruster-frated!
me : hehe. fruster-frated
ethan : stop copying everything i say! it rude
me : giggle. you are right, its rude.
ethan : its ruder than a monkey on a van!
me : where do you come up with this stuff??

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ethan : mummy, can i have fish sticks for dinner?
me : sure
ethan : but don't give me the fish sticks with the white stuff in the middle
me : you know what the white stuff in the middle of fish sticks is?
ethan : no, what?
me : FISH!

ethan : mummy, there is a squirrel in the backyard! Its eating our breakfast
me : oh, perhaps we should leave him out some more food.
ethan : can i give him a cheesestring?
me : he's probally lactose intollerant.
ethan : cheesestrings are tall!

its always a treat when i catch an old high school mate on a tv commercial! I think this is the third commercial i have seen him in.

Four. TEN!

ethan : can i have what i want for dinner?
me : what do you want for dinner?
ethan : french fries
me : thats not a very healthy dinner
ethan : *slams hand on sofa* DINNER ISN'T FOR HEALTHY FOOD!

weekend : AWESOME!!!!! I carpooled down with Gaerwen. I let my talents shine as interested people looked at my sca portfolio. I sat with michael alewright ('Michael, we NEEEED you!'), observed some more book binding tips, folded some signatures and re-learned how to do headbands (so stupidly simple, i'm embarassed). Barron Dur kept me company while i strode down to the swamp to survey the campsite. I get the impression he has burnt out a lot of people with his stories over the years, he really seemed to enjoy having my arm hooked in his while he told stories.

life : i think i have let my priorities in life slip again. I had thought of taking on the Fian challenge. But i have lots of little projects that need attending to first. And my family, my bank account and my house need much attention. I am still worried about what to do for a job. The job at Curves pays for daycare, thats about it. I don't want a full time job, because we like that i have the freedom to be there to get ethan after school. the happy medium continues.

trillies : a few things left to get in order, but i think we are in good shape. the event pretty much runs itself anyways, we just add little details.

over all *happiness* in life. life is good, i am happy.